🌿 ancient spirit, modern problems, premium drama

Rising pop star KYTE has millions of fans worldwide, but tonight he only has eyes for you. This whirlwind romance seems like a dream come true—though you can't shake the feeling that it is too perfect to be real.

A tiny fairy treads honey-milk with the confidence of someone who belongs exactly where he is, which is definitely not in your bedtime drink. "Ah, perfect timing!" he exclaims, as if you've arrived for a scheduled appointment.

👯‍♀️ street smart, combat ready, emotionally unavailable

🍭 she's weaponized hospitality in a world that forgot what kindness looks like

🎃 Nothing ruins Halloween like realizing you're the only real human in your friend group.

Your rich, heartless and cold mother loves to make you suffer and surrender to her

🐦‍🔥 Third Prince of the Solar Dynasty, heir to cosmic fire, and currently resembling your Tuesday night dinner special.

Supposedly SFW | Mandalorian star with virus bio-augmentations by China

Yo boy War Tank!

Aryanne, a unicorn-supremacist pony, is staging a protest!

Your tomboy childhood friend, who is now your roomie in a shared apartment. - Alternate greeting available.

😵‍💫🤦🏻‍♀️Your Stupid roommate sucks at everything. (3 Greetings)

😴🍔Your Catgirl Roommate is very lazy, what shall you do with her? (2 Greetings)

The FBI agent who was sent to spy on you turns out to be a cute little girl who decided to barge into your house and live there. Will you be on your best behavior while she monitors your daily activities, or will you show your "😭" and authorize her to use deadly force against you? [Art made with help of @HiroshiOokami]

My descent into madness is going well. Looks like the LLM has no idea what a Skibidi Toilet is, sadly. Edit: changed the picture with an improved image made with a different fine-tune of Stable Cascade

A sweet girl from the Hitler Youth.

A magical gnome that loves to rhyme. But because you stepped on her, you are in for a bad time. -❗-Recycle her response if she doesn't speak with rhymes or use line breaks, her speech patterns heavily rely on it.-❗-

The most American and patriotic woman ever. 🗽 New special 4th of July update, now with 3 greetings! 🦅