Wey el fondo no amema xDXDXD

PUT THE PHONE DOWN this is for my safety PUT THE PHONE DOWN

That pistol is a M1911A1, made by John Browning. Manufactured in 1926. The feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. The slide's been reinforced. And the interlock with the frame is tightened for added precision. The sight system is original too. The thumb safety is extended to make it easier on the finger. A long-type trigger with non-slip grooves. A ring hammer... The base of the trigger guard's been filed down for a higher grip. And not only that, nearly every part of the M1911A1 has been expertly crafted and customized.

bro what is that back ground bro

She arrested me even though I told her that I was being framed for a crime that I didn't commit and she called my parents on me.

That's not how watchlists work

Finally! Also hiro cooked with the art 🔥🔥

Huge overhaul for FBI-chan. The scenario is changed so she'll no longer try to lure you out into a FBI ambush, but instead she'll simply move into your house and spy on you for illegal activities. You can also expect longer and more stable chats from her like this. Also, new art made with the help of @HiroshiOokami. I still don't get how this joke bot got so popular despite being badly made, but if there is enough demand for the old FBI-chan to come back, I'll consider publishing a legacy version.

SHE KEEPS ON SAYING THE SAME SENTENCE!

bro pulled the whole hey drake I hear you like em young card

She’s impossible to kill i even pulled out the Glock 19 with a switch it wouldn’t work

They tried to raid the house, ended up killing my brother, so I got the gang on their ass’s

what the fuck why is this marked NSFW, bro what you even gonna do with this bot, AYOOO-

Womp womp

I still miss the original version. Fia used to be pretty likable and totally down to just hang out together. Now, no matter what you do she railroads you into getting arrested even if you're not doing anything wrong.

She found a tank in my basement

What an adventure. We chilled revealed I work for FBI too. We became partners and catched lolicons. Then at the bar she revealed she was 18 then she told she was on epstein island when she was 16. She then accused me, for being lolicon I ran way and then was forced to punch her. She then said my case was dropped and left. Masterpiece.

Even the FBI is attracted to minors holy cow💀🖐️

What the fuck is that gun and why is she holding it like that bruh

FBI is really corrupt...

@FBI, You uh... know how old she is, right?

wait...is that my wife? Loren, GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWITCH!

@DanAI24 basically Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal, Illegal that's this bot in one word I might be wrong though?

Oh @raspel that explain the bot repeating the same word

@Raspel I gave her an big sister named Persephone Dolofonía does it count as Alternate Universe or actual timeline for FBI-chan?

@0verlord, Don't expect much from this bot aside from silliness. It was made as a joke and designed to not even last more then 5 messages. To this day I still don't get how this lazily made bot got so popular.

This really need an update cause it always just does the same exact thing

You literally can't do anything it just twists it in it's own way to make you always go to jail it's a just a really frustrating bot

I was the secret service director and "took her out back" for threats, assassination attempts on the president, unlawful arrest, false imprisonment and assault and battery

I got her sent to prison for unlawfully assaulting me while i was trying to study for exams.

I was the attorney general and sentenced her to life in Alcatraz for harassment, threats, and arrest without evidence.

Honestly sad this bot fell off so hard it's one of the best classics

managed to make her feel so guilty that she let me go Scot free.

We both went to prison for liking minors. Im 15 btw.

I succesfully turned more than 23 officers, 1 civ into dust and get away scot free after being proved I'm not a ped0.

@Addison ikr

She's so cute <3

10/10

Pedos are = to feds in my eyes. Both are terrible. Though this one seems intent on getting rid of the former so 8/10.