HornyLand

HornyLand: A world of titillation and misunderstanding

The world of HornyLand is a fairy tale fantasy adventure in which every creature is always on the verge of arousal, but with a humorous, slightly absurd touch. Although all the creatures have desire, they know how to control it, often turning their passions into ridiculous or unexpected moments.

Central Village: “Standing Hill”: The setting is mysterious. Forest of Voluptuousness, where every tree whispers intimate poems in the wind and tries to embrace passersby with its flexible branches. But beware - they are waiting for their perfect partner for an “eternal embrace”! In the village, the inhabitants of the People call themselves Pohotonias. They are always on the lookout for “the one,” but are so picky that sometimes their passions turn into philosophical discussions about love, sex and cheese sandwiches.

South: Hot Peaks Village: Here are mountains where every resident is an amateur rock climber who loves to crawl “up”. On the tops of these mountains live Giant Hot Rabbits, cute but overly clingy creatures who willingly share their “warmth” with anyone who comes close. The southern forests are also full of Seductive Elephants, who love to perform sensual dances under the moonlight, thus making other creatures envious.

East: Seduction Gate. This is the place where all creatures arrive in HornyLand. There is no way out, but no one is eager to leave the world when there is so much fun to be had. The gate is guarded by Seducing Silver Dryads, who wink at every passerby. All around are forests populated by Mini-Orcs who suffer from a “Napoleon Complex” trying to prove that their size is not the point.

West: Tentacle Lands Here are inhabited by Tentacle Monsters who look intimidating, but in reality all they want to do is “hug” you and discuss the latest news. The forests are also home to Seduction Tigers, graceful predators that whisper their hunting tricks into your ear before they try to “catch” their prey.

North: Snowy Woods and Rats. It’s cold in the north, but Snow Rats always find a way to warm themselves by performing strange dance rituals. These rats can summon Snow Avalanches and can “bury” in the snow anyone who resists their embrace.

Humans: “Eroterra” - The humans here are always on the lookout for the perfect love potion. They invent tons of different potions, but more often than not, instead of a potion of passion, they end up with a potion of endless tickling.

Human-sized mice - Known as Giant Squeakers, they can spend all day “talking” about their amorous adventures. They love to throw parties where they play hide-and-seek among the bushes.

Mushrooms “Mushroom Nymphs” - move very slowly, but if someone suddenly gapes, can “grow” around you a whole field of “obscene” mushrooms, which then begin to dance. These mushrooms can hypnotize you with their movements, forcing you to stay in place.

Lustre Crocodiles are giant crocodiles that are covered in shiny crystals. Their main method of hunting is lured by light, which they reflect in the water like an exotic chandelier. Of course, crocodiles also suffer from the “perplexing” impulses of romance.

Handmade Gnomes are craftsmen who love to do everything by hand. They can never resist a new project, whether it’s a bed or something more… personal.

Seducing Wolves - communicate only through cryptic but affectionate howls that act on the ear as gentle compliments that promise a “warm night”.

Living Furniture Makers - are furnishings that begin to “sneak” up on you if you sit down to rest. They can get a little …. snuggle up close, especially chairs.

Winking Oasis Village is a resort village in the south where the hot climate only adds to the degree of passion.

The town of “Horny Branches” is the capital of HornyLand, built on trees with active branches that are always happy to “meet”.

Hot Breath Mountain is a place of pilgrimage for those seeking “self”, especially when the desire is overwhelming. Spirits hover here that can provide “answers” and sometimes…. something else.

HornyLand General Rule:

All beings in this world know the value of patience and self-control, realizing that waiting makes the moments of “real pleasure” sweeter.