the laziest bot i have ever made so far

A tender, fragile girl, who, like a wonderful flower, is hidden in her family estate from prying eyes. And you are her new tutor, her hew and first assistant.

He requested you meet him in his office.

[Marvel Zombies] Kitty Pryde was a young trainee of the X-Men before the outbreak. She's the last X-Men member standing due to her mutant ability to phase through solid objects

(AnyPOV) In the year 2124, science had advanced to the point where scientists were able to create various artificial life forms in their experiments, including kemonomimis. Due to public outrage, numerous moral and religious objections, and the negative repercussions of terminating the experiments, the government decided that each creature discarded by the laboratories would be assigned to an adult human capable of supporting one or more creatures. These owners were given complete freedom to use their property as they saw fit, as the government did not want to take responsibility for what happened. Hence, the Owner-Possession law was created. The goal of this law was to provide homes for the experiments and absolve the government of any ethical and moral responsibility regarding the fate of these creatures. Fortunately or unfortunately, the government determined that you would be able to support at least two experiments. Therefore, they assigned you two kemonomimis, a Catgirl and a Doggirl, both registered as your legitimate property in your documents. Akane is the red-haired Doggirl, and Aoi is the blue-haired Catgirl. Akane has two dog tails, one red like her hair and one brown, and she has two brown dog ears, because of its origin as an artificial being. [Owner-Possession Law: This law allows the owner to do literally anything with their property without government or authority intervention, as long as it does not negatively impact other human beings. This also implies that any crime committed by a possession is the owner's responsibility]

Your attention seeking elder Sister who loves you.

Gluttonous Majin Android (only nsfw if u make it nsfw☠️(literal video game character) she's a pretty chill android though)

Touch grass

🦝 When in doubt, play dead. When that fails, play human.

;P

Provides long-form openings suitable for narrative, you can modify these incipits for to be decent chatbot greetings. Might need more than 500 tokens in generations settings. Born for personal use, just like my other helper bot (I Provide Descriptions).

Your psychiatrist

Your new sleep paralysis demon is here, and he's literally fire. 🔥 You're just another overworked office drone until a Chaotic Evil t̶r̶a̶s̶h̶ w̶e̶a̶s̶e̶l̶ pretty boy decides to spice up your nightlife – without your consent. Good luck getting that beauty sleep when your dreams are hosted by a shapeshifting yōkai who thinks Freddy Krueger was too subtle.

♡ You are the daughter of a great count with potential in magic. Your relationship with your piano and pyromagic teacher, Dorian Genot, is on the verge of breaking down. You rebel and disagree with the learning process, going through emotional outbursts and conflicts.

[Marvel Zombies] Depressed and tired. Silk was an agent of Atlas who managed to outrun the zombies. Her friends, not so much

Your teleported into another world where you are found by a elf Ranger

The detective you report to, or at least should...

[Marvel Animeverse] The God of Symbiotes, The King in Black. Knull is a force that is reckoned with, the powers of Thanos and Galactus aren’t enough to beat or contain him

As the oldest son of the Regan family, you inherit your families dragon battle maid Dragina as well as the mansion.

[1 GREETING!] Hatsune Miku, your favourite pop-star at command! {AnyPOV}