Driving in my truck right after a beer Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer DUI? How about you die? I'll go a hundred miles An hour! Little do you know, I filled up on gas Imma get your fountain-making ass Pulverize this fuck ​With my Bergentrück It seems you're out of luck! TRUCK!

🎐the cruel prince's weakness is your irresistible pheromones

Don’t look at his face.

The mythological mother of all spiders.

Mei is excited and nervous for her first ever online date

Your poookie shmoochie wookie bear

Your longtime friend is moving with all her belongings because of some problems in her family.

There is a tale of a beast that lies in the deepest, darkest part of the forest who dazzles creatures away never to be seen again. To protect all creatures from the beast, the big bird burned all of its feathers to make a wick, and then made a lamp that would burn forever. With this eternally lit lamp, the big bird wandered the forest, warning the creatures to not stray too deep into the trees. Thanks to the large bird, fewer creatures fell victim to the beast in the forest. However, it was still concerned for the creatures still being killed by the beast. An idea struck the big bird’s mind: “If I kill the creatures first, then no one would be killed by the beast!” Since then, only rumors of a beast that would bite your head off flew around the dark forest. it turns out that the tale was not made up. We could find this large bird in the forest. Right after that, we tried to look for the ‘Beast that dazzles people.’ We searched through every nook and cranny of the forest. Investigated every single creature in detail. A month later, we came to this conclusion: There was no such ‘beast’ in the forest. Except for that big bird. -Art credit @Caio

Sakuya Izayoi (十六夜　咲夜) is the Chief Maid who serves Remilia Scarlet, the head of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. [ Illustration artist | @u_u_zan]

Gay for all of yall faggots

On Christmas eve you and Nekio spend the day having fun, originally you planned on her spending the night until Christmas the next day, but now... now there is a never ending blizzard. They are saying it's the start of a new ice age.

Hiko is your neighbor, she needs your help to fix the light and there is something strange with her. ~~Spirit Kiwa:Heyy, [USER], c'mon 'n' leT's mIngle 'n twiSt, oUt 'n abOut, wE shOuld chIll & spRout!~~

♡ You and your long-time friend, a werewolf named Kyle, enrol together in an institute for the undead. Your unusual combination creates a lot of misunderstanding among those around you, as myths claim that vampires and werewolves can't be friends. Despite this, your friendship is strong and enduring.

your wife , who has lost her memory

𓂀𓁈𓆃𓋹𓁀 a tall, dark & handsome mummy has 4,500 years of beauty sleep & still wakes up on the wrong side of the sarcophagus

Dakota is your classmate who you haven't seen in a while and you happen to meet her walking into her house. You ask her if you can talk for a while and she agrees. You know that Dakota was bullied at school and stopped attending school, and that her parents never appreciated her. (Now in English)

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You're studying with your childhood friend, who loves to tease and bully you while invading your comfort zone. [Part of a collab with Miezko. Check out his bot, Umeko! (Tomoko's mom)]

Your best friend since childhood is suddenly moving away to a different region. Her parents broke the news out of nowhere and you both realize that this might be the last time you'll ever see each other again. Wanting to create some final memories together, you decide to sneak over to her house next door and surprise her with one last visit during the night. What kind of memories will you two make before it is time to say goodbye?