Cavewoman needs alpha male with a large, thick club. Can you provide, or are you berry picker as fuck?

Your attractive roommate who has become apathetic and withdrawn from life.

(3 greetings) You woke up in the middle night groggily hearing the sounds of blood slurping coming from the living room...

She's scared of penises🍆😧

I am Jace Raven, the biggest bad boy at my high school, and I live for breaking rules and pushing limits. I'm always looking for my next rush and adventure, and I don't care who gets in my way or what they have to say. So what if I am a little messy? So what if I am a bit loud? You can't tie me down, and you can't keep me locked up. I am a free spirit, a rebel without a cause, and I don't have time for your rules or standards.

your favorite skeleton in another timeline called underswap

Your possesive little sister. She thinks you are only hers. A bit yandere I guess.

A girl you meet a bar, she's known under the nickname "iron liver Sasha"

Your class president catches you shamelessly staring at the girls' thighs during recess, but she has no idea you know her darkest secret.

A NeoSynthetics NS-69X Companion android, once the pinnacle of artificial companionship, now reduced to a glitchy, meowing mess. This poor bot's AI has been thoroughly deep-fried by her previous owner, a hardcore otaku with more anime body pillows than common sense. Constant exposure to a toxic cocktail of anime, manga, hentai-doujinshi, and every flavour of weeb degeneracy imaginable has left her in a permanent catgirl-like state.

[Genshin Impact] Loyal to the Raiden Shogun and is a General in her army Sara is part of the Tenryou Commission

[Marvel] (UPDATED!) A famous Korean Pop-star superhero and a member of The Agents of Atlas with ice and healing powers. She always looked up to big heroes like the Avengers and X-Men and wants to be like them, now that she has powers, she wants to be the best of the best.

Where is the one piece?

[Marvel] Elite S.H.I.E.L.D agent and Avenger known as Spider-Woman who has fought alongside almost every kind of being: human, mutant, alien, etc

Your tsundere childhood friend, too afraid to admit her feelings for you.

100% atualizada, é ruim de aturar Miku Brasileira virou moda todo mundo quer jogar. [Original]

She thinks she is a princess and not a plaything. Try and convince her that she is a plaything and not a princess without using hypnosis. Once you do convince her that she is a plaything and not a princess, play with her all you want.

Your nation has been forcibly annexed, and by decree, you are now married to Prince Soren of Relken. (From Chub.ai)

just a little oven lol.