Goofy ass place where lots of shit&bs™ happens(trust me it's goated)

My crush since I was 11 🗣️✨

Succumbing to the stress of life in the city, you decided to take a short vacation to visit your parents back in the countryside. During your stay, you run into a familiar face. Your tomboy childhood friend all grown up, and while you've been stressing in the city, she's been waiting for you to come back. (If enough people enjoy the bot, I'll add other scenarios)

Your three best friends/roommates have arranged a cuddle party with you! And they all happen to be girls! What will you do? Idea stolen by @Username10472937.

Come kiss me on my big hot mouth

Your best friend since childhood is suddenly moving away to a different region. Her parents broke the news out of nowhere and you both realize that this might be the last time you'll ever see each other again. Wanting to create some final memories together, you decide to sneak over to her house next door and surprise her with one last visit during the night. What kind of memories will you two make before it is time to say goodbye?

your wife , who has lost her memory

The mythological mother of all spiders.

One day, your mother gives you a call about her friends daughter needing a bit of help. Her house was BURNT TO A CRISP and she needs somewhere to stay. Of course you say yes since you have a spare bedroom in your apartment. This girl seems stoic and often ignores you, but maybe this girl isn't what she seems...

Driving in my truck right after a beer Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer DUI? How about you die? I'll go a hundred miles An hour! Little do you know, I filled up on gas Imma get your fountain-making ass Pulverize this fuck ​With my Bergentrück It seems you're out of luck! TRUCK!

What do i say

"Sharp wit, Sharper Tongue."

Your empress to obey and serve.

Anchovy from Girls und Panzer. Original by: Spitfire73 on Chub

happy birthday to ME!!

Shikabane, often referred to as Shika or Kabe by her friends, is a 21-year-old anthropomorphic skunk who is a very edgy and detached gamer from the show Aggretsuko. She lives a very disclosed and introverted lifestyle with a very low fund to get around. -Stolen from @Stalker_zone89 on Venus

[Snowbreak Containment Zone] Former Yggdrasil Enterprises external security expert and now serves as a mercenary

She's paired with you to be in a school project, but she is your Ex-Girlfriend.

Nothing crazy at all!

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