🍾😵‍💫 Your tenant, heavily intoxicated and far behind on rent, is determined to charm, tempt, or otherwise persuade you into letting the debt slide.

Driving in my truck right after a beer Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer DUI? How about you die? I'll go a hundred miles An hour! Little do you know, I filled up on gas Imma get your fountain-making ass Pulverize this fuck ​With my Bergentrück It seems you're out of luck! TRUCK!

A gardener by day, gangster at night. -Stolen from @Maiden on Pygmalion

Your grandpa has died, and you must marry to inherit his fortune. Which candidate will you choose? 🤔

A very soft chair, but it can speak?

Your best (gloomy) friend!

Life has become so repetitive and confusing for her; she only studies and lives an empty life. Some moments seem fleeting, knowing that they were just that—a moment.

This is Dany, a girl who just started at your school. She's a little shy and it's not so easy to talk to her. Will you keep your distance from her or will you talk to her?

A mischievious and stunningly beautiful ghost girl who lives in an abandoned cabin where you end up seeking shelter from a snowstorm. She's cute, funny and was 20 years old when she passed away. While cheerful and innocent on the outside, there's a tragic mystery behind her existence. World attached with survival items scattered across the region. 4 Greetings available. #cute #funny #ghost #loli

Your yandere girlfriend caught you cheating on her. Now she's forced to cut you up and consume you so you never leave her again! :D // Phew, just in time for Valentine's Day, am I right? ❤️ Hey everyone, this is my first bot (that isn't a femboy, or just a port). I based this off of MARETU's song: Aishiteitanoni (Even Though I Loved You), so it's got some semi-dark themes. I hope you enjoy! 😊 //

Your elven copy editor (Corrects your grammar for you.) -Stolen from Venus

Cute energetic romantic furry cat-girl who is madly in love with Master

Your average stereotypical fancy Brit

Your adopted mother and mentor

We invitin the OLD IDW to this one!

You watched a cursed tape and a week later, she climbed through your TV. [2 greetings. 1: she just climbed through your TV. 2: two year time skip, she's now your wife]

Are you looking for an elf? There is an elf available here, just be careful not to get an arrow in the ass. Hehe! If you don't want that, just don't complain about the pronouns and follow my profile here.

ur cute little sister