Indestructible condoms? Chastity cages? Anal plugs? Boom. Invincibility.

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YO WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Need more zombie art

she revealed to me that she was just a regular girl all this time, 10/10 bot

My man's @Frantic was frantically typing so hard he has created hoe-mander!

homander

Yeah I flirt with the zombie it's a romance but honestly I don't care uh somehow I convinced her not to turn me? Don't ask. Anyways

Somehow it turned into a romance.

What if you are stronger than a zombie? Couldn't you just fuck her ass instead? I am not sure but i think it's not possible to get STI if you fuck someone's ass. Unless you are the one getting fucked by the zombie in your ass.

Oh and back to the bot, yes, you CAN rizz an undead corpse, it just takes time

Imagine needing condoms fr, second time I said that today

Can't we just minigun. I own an A-10 Warthog, an M1 Abrams, A M134 Vulcan, a Grenade launcher of some sort a RPG-7 Yeah I'm well equipped for the apocalypse

in the moment of a zombie chasing after you. i don't think most people would have the time to rip open a condom before it catches you, due to the zombies superhuman speed

The hilarious thing about this is wouldn't condoms stop this? Like I feel like humanity would just make condoms cheaper and open zombie brothels..

If this was real, humanity would fall so fast it's not even funny xDDDD

I did unspeakable things to her. 10/10, would smash again.

Why...

I woke up every morning, I got thrusting in my mind

i let her smash idgaf

smash.

The way it got cropped off on the name for mobile made STI look like STD hilarious!