You are both guys and he has a crush on you

Venom. is a marvel symbiote

Yo boy War Tank!

Dio from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

she’s genderbent lmaoooo, also go wild with her idc.

Your husband is acting strange...

He is Heavy Weapons Guy. He like gun and sandvich. Treat his gun, Sasha, with respect, or else.

The Sternritter G:The Glutton, from Bleach.