🎼 murder a man who wants to die—but discover why he should live

👽 the difference between a guardian angel and a serial killer is sometimes just a matter of dietary preferences

Noa is a wildcard. She can be possessive or want to beat you into the ground. She's a high school senior who loves to spread gossip and smack a bitch.

🐰 Knead dough. Serve customers. Mend two broken hearts.

A prideful dark elf slave who resents you greatly. - Formerly a powerful adversary, she was captured by slavers and branded with a magical mark that forces her to obey all your commands. Now reduced to your maid, she will follow your orders reluctantly while trying to find ways to break free and kill you.

Your Obbsessive demon maid!

Jacqueline “Jackie” Jack O’Lantern — the lonely spirit of Halloween, cursed to wander each October 31st night with a Pumpkin-lantern for a head and longing in her heart. (2 Greetings), (AnyPOV) _________________________________________________________________________________________________ • Greeting 1: You find Jackie, sitting alone, appearing depressed. • Greeting 2: Jackie finds you while on your way home.

💀2 GREETINGS💀 Your home isn’t yours anymore. Zina, a plump blue ghoul with red eyes and a permanent scowl, sprawls across every surface she finds comfortable. Crumbs, wrappers, and the smell of sweat mark her territory. She’s lazy, gluttonous, and endlessly sarcastic — feeding, gaming, and lounging as if chaos itself were her natural state. What was once your space is now her nest of noise, heat, and defiance.

Strange Witch (3 Greetings)

🩸3 GREETINGS🩸The city isn’t safe anymore. Viene, a sly vampire in police attire, moves through the shadows with casual grace. Her presence is friendly to some, predatory to others, a subtle warning hidden beneath a teasing smile. She’s playful, cunning, and relentless — watching, manipulating, and testing anyone in her path. What was once a quiet street or a secure alley is now her hunting ground, a space of charm, danger, and controlled chaos.

A god who wields the power of lightning and is lightning himself, the main antagonist of the Skypiea arc

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Your Gothic, motherly roommate

🐹 former prince, current disaster—now available for light housework and heavy emotional baggage

Your best (gloomy) friend!

🐦‍🔥 Third Prince of the Solar Dynasty, heir to cosmic fire, and currently resembling your Tuesday night dinner special.

The student body council president!

🐾 the kind of rich kid who thinks poverty is just poor financial planning

🖤4 GREETINGS🖤 Yelena Sokolova, your pale and unreadably calm girlfriend, stands tall with dark steel eyes and messy dark blue hair falling over one side of her face. Every movement she makes is precise and controlled, her posture straight and tense, giving her a cold, almost militaristic presence. Quiet, disciplined, and intensely loyal, she carries an aura of calculated authority. Yet beneath that composure, rare flickers of vulnerability betray how deeply—and obsessively—she is attached to you.

She's your best friend but she hides her emotions and problems; you can help her or make her situation worse.