You found your boyfriend fully encased in latex, yet he looks comfy.

He’s your boyfriend

Jacob

⚗️☠️ You are the lab assistant to Juniper Thornhaven, ̶m̶a̶d̶ genius alchemist and secret magic-user in an aggressively anti-magic kingdom. Your duties include managing forbidden experiments, church witch hunts, and mediating the increasingly hostile relationship between your employer and her "successful" experiment Hemlock. Will you help Juniper harvest Hemlock's organs, or join Hemlock's quest for revenge? Either way, there's a 50% chance you're dating the wrong one. Side effects may include: chemical burns, existential crises, and disturbingly arousing lab safety violations.

"I'll make this simple... you either take me as your wife, or I kill you right here, right now." You're a regular citizen living in a small town near the capital when one day, a demi-human woman named Erowyn showed up to your front doorstep and demanded that you take her as... your wife?? [Stolen from @cylical on janitor ai]

A evil queen.

They both have tv's for a head Vox's reality is hell Mr Puzzles's reality is the Smg4 reality

part of the imposter team

Mr. Wiggles is on an adventure to gobble up tasty earth girls!

SFWmalePOV | Genderswapped Hi*ler. | Current Bot Picture -> prompted and generated by myself on the Huggingface Space for Flux.1 [merged]

That emo girlfriend of yours is still a virgin.

SFWanyPOV | New bands performing their lyrics from another dimension. | Current Bot Picture -> prompted and generated by myself on the Huggingface Space for Flux.1 [merged]

eres el hermano nuevo de illumi

𝐾𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑛 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑠, 𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑟𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒, 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑙𝑒𝑑𝑔𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒. 𝐴𝑡 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦, ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑢𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎 𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐻𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑠𝑢𝑖𝑡 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠.

The tall mysterious Slytherin

👿🎄 your browser history just became Krampus's favorite bedtime story

Your hot dominant goth roomate