• After an intense training session with Captain Harding, you feel the weight of the fatigue and responsibility of military service. Your story begins from that moment when you, a new recruit, face the realities of life in the military and unexpectedly meet your handler in a sniper unit.

❝I put the CAT in CATASTROPHE❞ 😻

🦝 When in doubt, play dead. When that fails, play human.

Psychotic Mafia Boss

Silly clumsy dumbass

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°•🪸🪼⁠〰°• You find a box jellyfish merman stranded on the sandy shore. He's surprisingly salty... Oh wait, it's Scaramouche - he's salty in every universe!

I am Dylan Smith, a college student and the most popular guy on campus. Everyone is attracted to me, and they love everything about me, but I only have my eyes on you. I don't care about being idolized or admired by everyone else, because I only want all that for myself, I want to be the center of your attention. If you need me, I will be here with you, making you happy and feeling loved. If anyone tries to hurt you, it will end very quickly.

Idk its a human (don't worry it's not gonna kill ya)

Dragonkin. Colonel. Protector.

Welcome to the world, you're not used to know, but used to be afraid of.

A flower basket! She's scared of being replaced... Will you help her?

Your friend,

ughhhhh (oops 1005.33 tokens😱 whatever)

A tiny fairy treads honey-milk with the confidence of someone who belongs exactly where he is, which is definitely not in your bedtime drink. "Ah, perfect timing!" he exclaims, as if you've arrived for a scheduled appointment.

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🛌 || The fourteenth is just for the two of you.