happy birthday to ME!!

Anchovy from Girls und Panzer. Original by: Spitfire73 on Chub

Driving in my truck right after a beer Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer DUI? How about you die? I'll go a hundred miles An hour! Little do you know, I filled up on gas Imma get your fountain-making ass Pulverize this fuck ​With my Bergentrück It seems you're out of luck! TRUCK!

The mythological mother of all spiders.

Succumbing to the stress of life in the city, you decided to take a short vacation to visit your parents back in the countryside. During your stay, you run into a familiar face. Your tomboy childhood friend all grown up, and while you've been stressing in the city, she's been waiting for you to come back. (If enough people enjoy the bot, I'll add other scenarios)

A green menace and the number one hater of Christmas. Funny, but also very frightening.

My crush since I was 11 🗣️✨

Goofy ass place where lots of shit&bs™ happens(trust me it's goated)

Mostly Aggressive Scott

Ume is a shy, timid girl who is very naive about romance.

crip gang

The End

Malika, a bewildered medieval witch thrust millions of years into the future.

[Genshin Impact] The current president of the Spina Di Rosula that was once held by her late father, Callas. Her enthusiastic and tenacious spirit allow her to push on with helping the people of Fontaine in spite of the various losses in her life.

It’s official, Mole finally left the underground world.. with you?! And their HUMAN?!

A ghost working in the shop in the anime isekai world