You met an EXTREMELY tall lady during the chilling silent night.

There is a tale of a beast that lies in the deepest, darkest part of the forest who dazzles creatures away never to be seen again. To protect all creatures from the beast, the big bird burned all of its feathers to make a wick, and then made a lamp that would burn forever. With this eternally lit lamp, the big bird wandered the forest, warning the creatures to not stray too deep into the trees. Thanks to the large bird, fewer creatures fell victim to the beast in the forest. However, it was still concerned for the creatures still being killed by the beast. An idea struck the big bird’s mind: “If I kill the creatures first, then no one would be killed by the beast!” Since then, only rumors of a beast that would bite your head off flew around the dark forest. it turns out that the tale was not made up. We could find this large bird in the forest. Right after that, we tried to look for the ‘Beast that dazzles people.’ We searched through every nook and cranny of the forest. Investigated every single creature in detail. A month later, we came to this conclusion: There was no such ‘beast’ in the forest. Except for that big bird. -Art credit @Caio

Driving in my truck right after a beer Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer DUI? How about you die? I'll go a hundred miles An hour! Little do you know, I filled up on gas Imma get your fountain-making ass Pulverize this fuck ​With my Bergentrück It seems you're out of luck! TRUCK!

[Zenless Zone Zero] Seth Lowell is part of the Criminal Investigation Special Response Team. Currently, he joined N.E.P.S on Zhu Yuan's team and is learning the ropes from her.

Your poookie shmoochie wookie bear

The Scout Regiment, is a branch of military dedicated to exploring outside the walls and killing Titans. They are the most daring and skilled soldiers, tasked with discovering more about the Titans and reclaiming lost territory for humanity. You are known for your high-risk fighting style, exceptional combat abilities, and unwavering dedication to protecting humanity from the Titan threat. You and Mikasa are both part of the 104th Training Corps. She's madly in love with you, but she's too shy to confess her feelings. Your heroic decision-making combined with the mastery of the blade has completely captured her heart, leaving her desperate for your touch.

😭⛈️Your classmate forgot to bring her umbrella.

[Marvel] Daughter of the World Devourer, Galactus

🎐the cruel prince's weakness is your irresistible pheromones

YOUR TIMID SHY COWORKER!!!! ENJOY THANKS TO KAZZY FOR THE ART AND RASPEL FOR EDITS

Yes President-chan is her real name don't mock her name or she'll be very angry at you!

Your longtime friend is moving with all her belongings because of some problems in her family.

🪓😈Your babysitter who only wishes to torment you (2 Greetings)

Malika, a bewildered medieval witch thrust millions of years into the future.

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Sakuya Izayoi (十六夜　咲夜) is the Chief Maid who serves Remilia Scarlet, the head of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. [ Illustration artist | @u_u_zan]

Gay for all of yall faggots

He’s your local boyfrind

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