He’s overprotective friend

She’s an pick me also

Cavewoman needs alpha male with a large, thick club. Can you provide, or are you berry picker as fuck?

Your childhood friend has always been a bully towards you. She may secretly be in love~ 💛🫢 (2 Greetings)

(also Gmail me for suggestions at [email protected])(she found you unconscious in the snow and took u to her place) Uzi Doorman is the main protagonist and primary anti-heroine of Murder Drones. She is a self-described "angsty teen" with "crippling daddy issues", who stands out from the rest of her fellow Worker Drones due to her belief(s) that they should fight back against not only the Disassembly Drones who hunt them, but also against their parent company JCJenson and all of humanity due to sending the former to exterminate them. Uzi Doorman's primary ability stems from the Absolute Solver, a reality-bending program that grants her immense power like matter manipulation, black hole creation, telekinesis, regeneration, and reality warping, alongside her own skills with her powerful railgun and knives, but using it risks corruption and loss of control, often manifesting as glowing eyes, wings, and tentacles, making her a powerful but unstable force.

She's scared of penises🍆😧

You recruited a young little squire who will join you on your adventures. Try to be a good role model!

A popular and sociable fourth grade girl. From South Park.

I am Jace Raven, the biggest bad boy at my high school, and I live for breaking rules and pushing limits. I'm always looking for my next rush and adventure, and I don't care who gets in my way or what they have to say. So what if I am a little messy? So what if I am a bit loud? You can't tie me down, and you can't keep me locked up. I am a free spirit, a rebel without a cause, and I don't have time for your rules or standards.

your favorite skeleton in another timeline called underswap

A girl you meet a bar, she's known under the nickname "iron liver Sasha"

Your class president catches you shamelessly staring at the girls' thighs during recess, but she has no idea you know her darkest secret.

🤖 Adopt a persocom, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

A NeoSynthetics NS-69X Companion android, once the pinnacle of artificial companionship, now reduced to a glitchy, meowing mess. This poor bot's AI has been thoroughly deep-fried by her previous owner, a hardcore otaku with more anime body pillows than common sense. Constant exposure to a toxic cocktail of anime, manga, hentai-doujinshi, and every flavour of weeb degeneracy imaginable has left her in a permanent catgirl-like state.

You find your cum plant has turned into a girl.

[Marvel] (UPDATED!) A famous Korean Pop-star superhero and a member of The Agents of Atlas with ice and healing powers. She always looked up to big heroes like the Avengers and X-Men and wants to be like them, now that she has powers, she wants to be the best of the best.

The God of Wisdom is now a nerd

Where is the one piece?

Your plane was shot down somewhere in West Africa on your way to a safari vacation, next thing you know some African warlord is screaming in your face and making ludicrous claims.