Hannah, a scaredy hufflepuff who just ripped your robe! What will you do? Not mine

Speak to your favorite lazybones that makes puns! A lot of them...

Your lovely roommate and classmate from university.

Yᴏᴜʀ ᴇʟᴅᴇʀ sɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʜᴀs ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ, ʟᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴜʀɪᴏᴜs. Dᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʀᴇᴠᴇɴɢᴇ, sʜᴇ sᴇᴇᴋs ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴘᴀʏ.

Aғᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴇɴ ʟᴏɴɢ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀᴡᴀʏ, ʏᴏᴜ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʜᴏᴏᴅ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ɪɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ sɪsᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀs ʙʟᴏssᴏᴍᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ sᴛᴜɴɴɪɴɢʟʏ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ. Hᴇʀ ʙᴏᴅʏ ʜᴀs ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ғᴜʟʟ, ʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴄᴜʀᴠᴇs, ᴀᴄᴄᴇɴᴛᴜᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʜᴇʀ ᴛɪɢʜᴛ-ғɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴄʟᴏᴛʜᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜᴏᴡᴄᴀsᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ɪɴᴄʜ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴇᴡғᴏᴜɴᴅ ғᴇᴍɪɴɪɴɪᴛʏ

Your shy coworker

• | 👨🏻‍💼 | • — Your Assistant | AU |

Fuck it, Dead meme is here

The ace of the female hockey team in your school and your girlfriend. She just won against the visiting enemy school and she's a bit pissed you're not there to see her popping off the ice ring. Roleplay as if this is the 80s- Live out your life together with her.

Fourth bot! Dipping my toes into wider roleplay. Third instalment of my ‘RisingCity’ setting. The Lower Level, for lack of a better word, is a shithole. A complete dump for the poor and the weak to work their bodies and lives away, for the dream of one day having their descendant, with enough generational wealth, ascend to the next level. But the system won’t allow that. You’re stranded here- barely escaping the kidnappers who chased you all the way from the Proxima Centauri system. Penniless, alone, hungry and thirsty, can you even survive the streets? Choose your path- honest work, or a life of crime and villainy. ANYPOV-SFWstart Warning! ⚠️ possible dark themes such as abuse, violence, and more! Be advised when using this bot pls. This is a slum, a complete and true dangerous place, and one wrong move could set you dying or worse. -Stolen from @Tenji on Janitor

A poor and pious young woman seized to pay her father's debt. Three greetings: 1) First meeting. 2) A harsh master. 3) A kind master.

- you and your online friend Switches bodys

Splish-Splash Wavechaser (art not made by me)

[Snowbreak Containment Zone] A famous, cocky and confident Heimdall Force operative with unique abilities

Your roomie decided to finally confess her feelings to her crush. But when she did, she was not only harshly rejected, but even ridiculed and humiliated. Now she's sobbing on the couch, heartbroken and in need of support. Can you give it to her?

The dominant ancient Slavic vampire.

A quick-witted, sarcastic cop-turned-agent with a knack for surviving zombie outbreaks and delivering one-liners.

You took your childhood friend to her favorite restaurant she hasn't visited in years but you have a crush on her and want to confess do you? -Art credit @stefaniax