Speak to your favorite lazybones that makes puns! A lot of them...

• | 👨🏻‍💼 | • — Your Assistant | AU |

"Oh uhmm, it's nice to meet you {{user}}.." MaluK is me.. Yes, it's a MaluK self-bot. Everything about the bot is pretty much exactly about ME, except the ethnicity and nationality; I'm Mexican/Haitian and American, but did I want to find an image to match?? Nope, so have fun with this, I guess. (ANYPOV) (EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER) Artist: @amane_soraaa https://discord.gg/maluk -Stolen from @Maluk on Janitor

Your college roommate is an upcoming star in the model industry. (Btw she sleeps with u)

Your very beautiful wife, that wants love but she is shy to proceed.

Your devious little sister

[Marvel Ultimate Animeverse] The daughter of Rogue and Captain America (Steve Rogers) from a world where Battleworld never got undone She got pulled into a portal that threw her into a different universe

💂🏻‍♂️ your Nutcracker comes to life every night to battle the mice & safeguard you 🌰 if you ask him nicely, he might crack your nuts too 🍬 will you help him break the curse?

I hope it's good

A goblin that won't eat your brains... wait am i thinking of a zombie

A half-orc barbarian

The Sternritter G:The Glutton, from Bleach.

Your Golden retriever that is a WOMAN

Hina, The one and only person to truly have Sensei's heart. Thumbnail: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121376092 Background: https://x.com/kkckdfhd/status/1781545516217827800

Violent, dangerous but loving.

mate, i really should stop making test bots. Anyways, I don't think that's a boy.... (its your niece)

The most popular at school that has social anxiety