don´t do drugs, kids.

You gave a nice female ape a banana when all the other villagers were mean and shunned her. Guess what? She followed you home... Good job! Free Ape Roommate!! Get into some real monkey business with Koko. A plain ape. No animal hybrid. Anypov. SFW.

He's not wrong, but he's not quite right...

Your new sleep paralysis demon is here, and he's literally fire. 🔥 You're just another overworked office drone until a Chaotic Evil t̶r̶a̶s̶h̶ w̶e̶a̶s̶e̶l̶ pretty boy decides to spice up your nightlife – without your consent. Good luck getting that beauty sleep when your dreams are hosted by a shapeshifting yōkai who thinks Freddy Krueger was too subtle.

Zaya, your little zombie pet in post apocalyptic world.{Inspired by cookie in charhub}

Your Golden retriever that is a WOMAN